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The Loony 1 Million Pound Note.....!!!!!

Had the country voted loony at the last general election,

1 MILLION POUNDS TAX FREE...... would have been given to every voter.

This would have cost the tax payer = £27,110,727,000,000.

This payment could have been means tested and not given out to existing millionaires etc. which would cut the above number...

Compare this with the cost of just one Trident missile (£16.8 million) or the banking crisis (£7,000,000,000,000) or the cost of going to war (unknown) not to mention unemployment and incapacity benefit.....etc etc

Cuts could also be made in the form of a move towards a virtual parliament. I'm sure these beautiful buildings can be put to a better use...Making money for the country rather then costing us..?!

Each voter would be required to do voluntary work and publish online the good deeds they performed with said money...

......This would mean 27,110,727 million people would be millionaires and be able to employ somebody doing something, this would eradicate unemployment!!....repair broken Britain and bring back community...

N.B. All million pound notes could have been treated with the tamiflu vaccine...... (even if the vaccine doesnt work, the million pound will make you feel better)

What's the difference between a million, a billion, a trillion?

A million seconds is 12 days. A billion seconds is 31 years. A trillion seconds is 31,688 years.

A million minutes ago was – 1 year, 329 days, 10 hours and 40 minutes ago. A billion minutes ago was just after the time of Christ.

A million hours ago was in 1885. A billion hours ago man had not yet walked on earth.

A million dollars ago was five (5) seconds ago at the U.S. Treasury. A billion dollars ago was late yesterday afternoon at the U.S. Treasury. [Note: this was pre-Obama]

A trillion dollars is so large a number that only politicians can use the term in conversation... probably because they seldom think about what they are really saying. I've read that mathematicians do not even use the term trillion! Here is some perspective on TRILLION:

Trillion = 1,000,000,000,000. The country has not existed for a trillion seconds. Western civilization has not been around a trillion seconds. One trillion seconds ago – 31,688 years – Neanderthals stalked the plains of Europe.

Million: 1,000,000 Billion: 1,000,000,000 Trillion: 1,000,000,000,000 Quintillion: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 Sextillion: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Nonillion: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Centillion: 1 followed by 303 zeros